Thursday, October 23, 2014

Random Update, Observations and Pictures

This is not going to be a very organized post, hence the word "random" in the title. This week has been pretty routine, which is nice given the tormoil that dominated our first month or so here. The apartment is nearly finished and I'm now putting more effort into finding a job. I have to say, I've waited this long partially because I'm picky. Peter has quite a bit of down time during the summer, or at least time where he can work remotely, so we hope to travel a bit, plus make a trip back to the States in January. Additionally, we have some visitors coming in the next few months! Peter's brother Sam is coming for Christmas, and my mom and grandparents are making the trip over to visit next February. So, this is all exciting, but isn't exactly conducive to starting a full time job right now. Ideally I'll find something flexible to do for the next few months before finding a more long term option after the summer. Anyone want to pay me to be a professional donut critic?

Tomorrow Peter and I are taking a little road trip down to the surfing beaches, which we are really excited about. As the employed half, Peter has yet to really venture out of the city too far, and neither of us have been down toward the famed Great Ocean Road. We don't plan to venture too far tomorrow, but I think we will more or less get to the starting point. These are the "real" Australian beaches, where you see surfers and beautiful white sand and turquoise waters. The city beaches are nice, of course, but rockier, a little murkier, and in the bay, so there isn't any surfing.

Now some observations:
1) Australia/Australians are not nearly as concerned with political correctness, which I appreciate. When the news featured a story the other day about a teenager who assaulted two developmentally disabled people on a bus, unprovoked, the caption was "cowardly thug attacks disabled passengers". This is such a fabulously accurate description. The newscaster did not mince words and I noticed on multiple occasions, criminals have been referred to on the news as "cowards" and "thugs". 

2) Some words are pronounced differently here. The best one so far I heard while watching a steak commercial- fillet is pronounced with the "T". It sounds so funny to me! Also, the letter "H" is pronounced by many people as "Haych", with a strong H. 

3) Many restaurants are BYO, which means you can bring your own alcohol! I am not positive, but I think this has to do with whether or not the restaurant is licensed to serve alcohol. While you can often bring in alcohol, taking home extra food isn't really a thing. I asked for a box at one restaurant and the waitress stared at me like I had 3 heads. When I explained that I wanted to take home the rest of the food I was too full to finish, she said they didn't allow it. Someone told me it has to do with insurance requirements, but I am still a little confused by it. 

And here are some random pictures from this week! 

I Instagrammed this, so if you follow me there you've already seen it, but this is a pretty sunset over the bay taken from our balcony! 

I went to dinner with friends this week and we found what appears to be the only Ben and Jerry's in Melbourne! Notice the frozen yogurt place next to it...how on earth does that survive? 

Like everything else, it was outrageously expensive, but totally worth it. 

A pyramid of perfection. 
My friends Katie, Katie, and me posing with our ice cream. Katie and Katie both moved here from California (as did almost every other American I have met here) but Katie in the middle is originally from Vermont and actually worked at the Ben and Jerry's factory in high school. Dream. Job. 

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Annoying.

I ask this question in the most sincere, least snarky way possible: what do Australian police officers do? I am mystified by the fact that I see them all over, yet they are never doing anything that appears very productive. For one thing, they walk around in packs of at least 5, laughing, drinking coffee, and chatting it up. I am fairly confident a crime could be committed directly behind one of them and go unnoticed. This baffles me. In a city of 4 million people, surely it would be more effective to spread out and cover more ground? Maybe this city is so safe that being a police officer is just that cushy? Anyway, we had a super annoying interaction with what I can only conclude was a bored cop (or 15) the other day that has spurred this criticism. 

We were walking to the bank and came upon a busy intersection with no fewer than 15 officers spread out on each corner and directing traffic in the middle of the road. We assumed there must have been an accident, or the stoplight was broken. The crosswalks in Melbourne are pretty straightforward- I thought. You push the crosswalk button and wait for the green man to light up and then you walk. When the green man becomes a flashing red man, you know you only have a few more seconds to cross. When the red man becomes solid, you shouldn't cross. It goes without saying that if you make a habit of dodging out in front of cars, it probably won't end well for you. Natural selection. 

So, Peter and I got to the crosswalk and took a few steps into the road when the green man turned to blinking red. We started to hurry across the street when one of the ten thousand officers called us back. "Red means you can't cross!" he shouted. We were about a quarter of the way across already, and had stopped to turn around when we heard the officer, but when we started to retreat back, he motioned for us to continue crossing. Ok then. Anyway, we got to the other side without getting run over-imagine that- and an officer on that corner said "you crossed too late" and motioned us over. Right when he was undoubtedly going to try to fine us for something, we told him the officer on the other side had given us the go-ahead. He confirmed with that officer that he had in fact waved us on, and we were free to go. All I have to say to this is a big giant WTF. 

It became clear at this point that the ten thousand police officers were ALL manually directing (fining?) pedestrian traffic. The next intersection featured ANOTHER ten thousand (ok, at least 15) officers doing the same thing. I hope and pray this was some kind of training exercise for new officers, or there was some other semi-sane explanation for whatever was going on here. I mean, I could point them to at least 5 crackheads that frequent Flinders Street Station if they're really desperate for legitimate work.






Saturday, October 18, 2014

Caulfield Cup

Spring in Melbourne is synonymous with horse racing. The Melbourne Cup is the biggest event, which will take place in a few weeks and is actually a holiday. That's right...people get a random Tuesday off work for a horse race. This country is awesome. Saturday was the Caulfield Cup, another big race. We decided to go because what's not to like about dressing up, wearing a ridiculous hat, drinking, and horses? Nothing. We gathered and made some breakfast beforehand: 
Pancakes, avocados with eggs baked in the center (highly recommend these), toast and Nutella. 
Waiting for our Uber, which is my new favorite mode of transportation. 
Loving the ridiculous hats.

And here are just a lot of random pictures from the day: 
My betting tickets. I only put a few dollars on each race and won one of them, so I ended up about even, which is a success for someone who bets solely based on the horse's name. 
Proof I am old enough to gamble and drink. I suppose I should appreciate the fact that the guy who checked us in immediately sent us to the age verification booth. The day that stops happening is the day I invest in some
Botox. 
Alyssa was the big winner of the day, coming in at $8!!! 

Spring racing fashion is just as big of a deal as the races themselves. We caught the end of some sort of best-dressed competition: 

It was the best people watching ever.  We saw everything-the good, the bad and the ugly.

And then there was the downright strange. I don't know if this lady was part of some kind of bachelorette party or what...
Needless to say, it was the strangest accessory by far. 
Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Beach Day

This past Sunday was the first day that was really warm enough to go to the beach and attempt to get some color. It was a beautiful day, a little windy, but about 82 degrees. We went to Brighton Beach, home of the colorful bathing boxes. It was busy but not too crowded. 
The water was still pretty cold. We made it in up to our knees before retreating back to the warmth of our towels. Speaking of towels, this is the one Peter picked out at the store:
Have you ever seen a cooler beach towel in your life? 
It started to get a bit cloudy toward the late afternoon, so we packed up and got burgers for dinner on the way home. 
Peter hates sand on his feet...
Despite being embarrassingly albino, we had fun and managed to not get sunburned! I took some pictures with the GoPro, which is a really cool little gadget and especially perfect for the beach where it's advantageous to have a water/sand proof camera! 
Beach selfie! 

I anticipate a few more beach days in our future! 

Monday, October 13, 2014

Doughnuts

The beauty of not (yet) being employed is when you wake up with the urge to stuff your face with the Queen Vic Market doughnuts, you can do just that. Every time we go to the market the line for these things is outrageously long. Today, there were only a few people waiting so I seized the opportunity to try them for the first time and it was everything I dreamed of and more. 
Think a larger version of mini doughnuts with a fruit filling. 
I ordered 5 and ate them all. No regrets. 
YOLO. Etc. 
I also spent way too much on goat cheese today, but it's my obsession of the moment and they have some REALLLLLLY good cheeses at the market. 

Expect a doughnuts part 2 post in the near future because I hear there's a really good new doughnut place that just opened up and it's so popular that they've run out on multiple occasions. 
Saturday, October 11, 2014

Brunch and Hat Shopping

There may be a day where I don't post about food, but today is not that day. I had brunch with my friends Sylvie and Katie at Hardware Societe on Saturday morning, which is a really popular brunch spot. We waiting for over an hour to get in, but it wasn't so bad since we just went to get a coffee (super weak latte for me-that's about all I can choke down) while we waited. 
Walking through the city while waiting for brunch. 
The sign at the most hipster coffee place ever. It was a mixture of a shoe maker/repair shop, barber, and coffee shop. The place was so hipster, I don't even think it even has a name. 

We got back to the restaurant just in time to sit down. The food was ridiculously amazing. I got a BLT, which featured real-ish bacon! Usually, when you order bacon here, it's more like a piece of ham, which is fine and all, but when you're craving bacon, ham just doesn't cut it.  
Katie got the baked eggs, for which this particular brunch spot is famous. 
Sylvie got the brioche, which was basically dessert for breakfast. 
Katie and me with our food! 

After brunch we went hat shopping in preparation for the Caulfield Cup horse race next Saturday. Apparently it's a really dressy affair- think Kentucky Derby attire- so we obviously need to wear ridiculous hats that would be completely bizarre if worn under any other circumstances. 
My hat in this picture is possibly the ugliest thing ever made. How is there a demand for velvet baseball hats?
These were insanely huge. I don't know who would ever buy this hat, but we decided it would be dangerous to actually wear in public. You could accidentally assault someone with this hat pretty easily. 
These were awesome, but expensive. 
If this wasn't $100 I would have bought it in every color. 
Sylvie bought this one and it is amazing. 

I'm still looking for mine, but I'm sure I'll post about our day at the races so you'll get to see it in all its ridiculous glory. Cliffhanger, I know. 








Friday, October 10, 2014

TV, Lunar Eclipse, Food

Here's a brief update on the last few days:

1) We got our TV up and working! After debating for a couple weeks on what size to get (I wanted to settle for a smaller one while Peter wanted to spring for the bigger one-go figure) we finally bought one and got it set up. But not without trouble, of course. We got a good deal on the size Peter wanted, and opted to pick it up from the store since it's just a short tram ride away. We both kind of underestimated how difficult it would be to pick up a 40 inch tv in an even larger box and carry it through the city. It was actually pretty funny. So we got it home, plugged it in, and nothing happened. It didn't work. I called the help line number on the installation guide and the woman who answered quickly instructed me to call the store; the help line was only for online purchases. She practically hung up on me. Alright then. 

So we called the store, and the guy who answered told us we would have to bring it back in to exchange it. The next day, we re-boxed it and hauled it back (during rush hour this time). 

We got to the store, told the guy behind the counter that it didn't work and we needed to exchange it, and waited for him to fetch a new one from the back room. In the meantime, another employee wandered over and asked if we had "flipped the switch." Uh, what switch? "The little one under the screen. You have to turn it on before you can actually turn the TV on. Lots of people miss it." Problem solved. It would have been nice if someone would have, you know, mentioned that over the phone. 

I've concluded that Australia does a lot of things well, but customer service is not one of those things. It's astonishing how many businesses just don't pick up the phone during business hours. Sometimes there's a voicemail system, sometimes not. Whether or not they'll actually return your voicemail is anyone's guess. 

On a fun/cool note, as we were waiting for the tram to bring the actually-not-broken TV home again, a man approached us and said he recognized us from this blog! It was fun to meet someone that reads this other than my relatives! So, shoutout to Nat...thanks for reading and nice to meet you in person!
Here's the cable guy setting up our TV! 

Australian TV is pretty similar to American TV as far as I can tell; it's a combination of American and Australian programs. Some of the American shows are way behind, though. The "new" Modern Family this week was from season 2 or 3. Some are only a day delayed, like Ellen and the late night stuff. A few of the networks are the exact same, like TLC, and some are an Australian equivalent, like Arena, which is comparable to Bravo. There are a few reality shows that people seem really into- The Block is one- that I haven't gotten a chance to see yet, so I'm looking forward to becoming just as obsessed with Australian reality TV as I am with American reality TV. 

2) On Wednesday night, we attempted to get some pictures of the "blood moon". It was decently cloudy, so we couldn't see that well for much of the eclipse, but I did manage to get a few photos...though they aren't particularly high quality! 

3) I met some friends for a drink the other night at the Ponyfish Island bar, which is located under a bridge on the Yarra River, right down the street from our apartment. It's a fun place with really good beer- which is saying something since I don't usually like beer all that much- and cider. 
We then went to dinner at Merrywell, which claims to have the best burger in Melbourne. It was awesome, albeit a little
spendy at $30, but well worth it! 
I met a few new Australian girls at this dinner and I've noticed some recurring questions when a new friend finds out I'm American. The most common so far, at least from my own age group, revolve around the college experience. It's very different here-people don't live in dorms or on campus at all, really. There aren't sports associated with universities, and there are no fraternities or sororities. Needless to say, the college experience is quite different here, from what I've been told. The funniest question I have heard was "do you really drink out of red plastic cups?" Um, sadly, yes. They also want to know whether frat parties are "like the movies?" Give or take, pretty much. The second most common question I get, though, is whether everyone in America owns guns and if we worry about getting shot on the street. I think the actual gun ownership figure is about 30%, but my family owns quite a few and I like to shoot, which fascinates most Australians I have met. I usually tell them that if you're not a drug dealer and not in a gang, your chances of getting randomly shot are pretty slim. It's probably hard for them to conceive of a place where it's not uncommon for people to have guns in their house, as they are pretty much nonexistent here, unless you live in the country. 

The conversation then turned to spiders, at which point I promptly lost my appetite. The girls assured me that I would see at least one "medium sized" huntsman in the summer, either in our apartment or roaming the streets. (If you don't know what a huntsman is, Google at your own risk. It's terrifying.) When I asked them to define, exactly, what constitutes a "medium-sized" spider, it quickly became clear to me that their "medium" is my MASSIVE HUGE OBSCENELY GIGANTIC SPIDER. One girl advised that I just spray it with hairspray, which would paralyze and then kill it. Katie (from California) and I were not so sure..a spider the size of my fist seems likely to drink the hairspray, laugh at us, and then attack. My current plan of action, upon spotting a mammoth spider, is to stand on the couch until Peter kills it. That, or jump off the balcony. I've read articles about people burning their houses down trying to start a spider on fire and I have to admit that that doesn't seem like a totally irrational reaction to me. 

Today, Peter and I went to happy hour at a bar near our apartment and got a couple $5 gin and tonics, which is the cheapest drink I have purchased here by a wide margin. 
It was a great start to the weekend! 



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Welcome! I started Laura and Peter Down Under in July 2014 when my husband and I moved from the States to Melbourne, Australia for his job. I blog about expat life, our travels, food, and whatever else comes to mind. Follow along on our adventures Down Under!

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